
Mummy put me in a kinda fun nappy last night and I didn’t leak at all! (I told Mummy that she should keep me in these nappies coz they don’t leaks, she smacked my bum-bum and told me that I’d better watch my tongue or she’d wash my mouth out with soap…)
Mummy’s Note: Yes, YOU didn’t make them leak THIS time, but that was dangerously close to blaming the nappies for your shortcomings…